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- Keet
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- some kind of pony thing?
I 💖 @orrery
I 🕹️ retrogaming
I 🔊 chiptunes
I 🦄 ponies
I ☁️ cannabis
I � Unicode
and yes to 🤖 but #nobot
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Joined Apr 2017
It's been a while. Have an #introduction.
I'm a proud mutant insect-like equine living on a large wet rock that drifts around a runaway nuclear power plant. I make a living primarily by helping @literorrery make a living, and our reciprocal affections sustain me. I have been known to bang my head against computer input devices accurately enough to make original-yet-coherent words, music, and pictures come into being. I will confound for cookies and weird for weed.
My name is Electric Keet.
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@emanate @indi holy shit, this passage is perfect https://awoo.space/media/gebHC5REnTfxHa43hso
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I'm not sure what else I'm doing with my life, but at some point I decided to design a font that's up to 25% more doughnutty than the leading doughnut font (which is Frankfurter of course). The working filename has been "Glazed" but I'm trying to settle on a better name for it. https://mastodon.social/media/JE4evFHghlkPbrfXd0w
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Today is one of those days where everyone needs a hug, isn't it.
Hug for all y'all. 💜
I hope your day gets at the least a little easier.
You deserve happiness.
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Seen elsewhere: in the last ten years or so, written English has developed a vocative case, with a prefixed "@" as the case marker.
Therapeutic cannabis.
Dear Future Keet:
The strain known as "Candyland" would be excellent for mid-evening romps into deep non-linear thinking. Too late at night, however, and it may make you uncomfortably energetic. Like, you know... eating a bunch of candy, duh.
Inextricably yours,
Past Keet
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The cool new hairstyle of 2018
https://mastodon.social/media/97U4ga9nnoYjso54VNQ
Canadian cannabis humour?
It's not just the biggies, you know, the THC percentage or the CBC presentage or any of dat, eh. It's all aboot the terrapins.
(Late regional sensitivity disclaimer: I'm technically not Canadian, but only by five miles or so. Formative years at now-defunct Loring AFB. #themooseisloose! Is there a strain named "Loose Moose" yet? It'd have great piney, earthy, jet-fuely terpenes!)
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Foodcrimes-To-Be, Memes
We bought wonton wrappers at the store to make pork-and-carrot dumplings for dinner this weekend. Then @adeptomega asked if we could put hamburger gravy in dumplings, and I thought, "why not? We can do anything we possess der Wille zur Macht. So then, we need a dessert, so I thought, "mango smoothie dumplings."
Take two ripe mangoes, blend into paste with a cup of yoghurt, cardamom, cinnamon, and ginger powder. Fill wonton wrappers, then chill. Deep fry in ghee.
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I should make a science journal that competes with Nature called Nurture that's exclusively about reviewing science articles which attribute things to biology/natural order without considering how society might be a confound to their data.
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"They're callin' it Sleep. You lay down on a bed, close your eyes, then hallucinate vividly for six to eight hours. Most of the time you forget the whole experience, and you wake up feeling like you need an upper to get going."
My label printer is printing blanks. I try to print a design, and instead I get the default minimum tape feed with nothing on it.
My video card driver configuration app isn't appearing. I tell it to open, I can see in the task manager that the process starts, but no window ever pops up.
My wireless keyboard-trackpad-combo isn't sending keys. The trackpad part works fine, but nothing from the keyboard registers on the PC.
Apparently it's Politely Semifunctional Technology day for me.
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Here's the thing: If you're a science fiction writer, and you have a big thing about how robots can't have a soul?
Go eat a bowl of frozen dog shit.
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New glittery dress.
Pro: comfortable and sparkly
Con: craft herpes everywhere.
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"day off" just means we do all the work that no one sees immediately
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The only reason I just lost that match of Splatoon is because the other team was better than ours was. That's the only reason. If they weren't as good as we were, we totally would have had th
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There are both advantages and disadvantages to knowing what a claymore is. It's a double-edged sword
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Idly wondering about the ISO 9000 certification documents for those factories that are always taking unsuspecting passers-by and accidentally turning them into cow mannequins or toon lamps or whatever. Like, how detailed is the management procedure for these incidents?
Also, kind of understanding why everybody treated me like that in middle school.
- shortname
- Keet
- pronouns
- they/them
- species
- some kind of pony thing?
I 💖 @orrery
I 🕹️ retrogaming
I 🔊 chiptunes
I 🦄 ponies
I ☁️ cannabis
I � Unicode
and yes to 🤖 but #nobot
avatar art by Dana Simpson (danasimpson.com)
Joined Apr 2017
