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@tom I always suspected the fifth layer of the OSI network stack was _really_ plywood. Finally, I have proof. Thank you! n.n

@IrisKalmia @KoBunny @skolli@mastodon.social I would also contribute to putting sqrls behind wheels. This is a thing that could happen.

@Doephin Heh. Try telling a Canadian doctor's office "I'll pay for a second visit, same day, with cash." You can *hear* gears strip in their minds. "You.. What. You? You aren't supposed to VOLUNTEER to do that!! I don't think we even CAN do that!!!" Takes a lot to shock a medical receptionist: I felt accomplished. n.n

(It was a complicated situation at the time, and rather frustrating. Funny now, tho.)

medical stuff 

@zebratron2084 Whosings the whatses of the whichings, now? That sounds complicated. How'd'ja do that? O.o

medical stuff 

@zebratron2084 Oh, that's a good sign! The sapient lumps sometimes leave of their own accord when they realize they've been spotted! Just keep an ear perked for, ah... well, 'chewing' noises. In case it decides to go to ground. So to speak.

Uhm.

Y'know what, forget I said anything. S'probably nothing. Yeah. <.<

@literorrery Hi! (Rabbit with two barren tree branches cinched to either side of his head via a sweatband bounds up) I'm with the Jackalope Rescue and Rehoming Alliance of Lesser Interstitia. Any horned friends looking for their Forever Hearths today? n.n

chronic pain, not a subtoot just letting off steam 

@LexYeen 'bother?' Pfft. You get bonus points for internal accuracy in cosplaying The Spine on super-difficult level. 💜

@noelle @ThatTupperKid@mastodon.art Ah, they *used* to pass by value, but after "The Enemy Within" it was determined to be too great a risk. XD

nsfw textual lewd, hyper 

@Oneironott You were surprised to see the cinema had a new size for popcorn. Sure, "Small", "Medium", "Large", "Extra Large", but... what was "Hypersheath"?

Later, your new movie-going friend explained the bonus as the second reel started, how they helped to keep the popcorn warm all movie long.

And then there were the free refills of the hot butter-like topping. In fact, they were considering offering you a _great_ deal more topping _very_ soon now.

@JulieSqveakaroo @Soreth ... this is recontextualizing every 'rolling on E' comment I've ever read. XD

On being a gamer (long ramble) 

@JulieSqveakaroo You... are a Good Gamer. n.n

xxxxx 

@chalcedony@octodon.social (oooh. are they shiny? where are they? may we see?)

xxxxx 

@chalcedony@octodon.social (there's only one inescapable conclusion: your worth, which persists, must therefore be intrinsic)

@vahnj

Kobold offers hugs
As earth supports seeds and soles
Valid as I am.

photos, orthocosmic lewds, inflation 

@Oneironott Mmmf! So full, so round, so taut... Be riiiight back. Always been curious... Aha. *brings cello bow in*

Let's find your resonant frequencies. n.n

NSFW images, orthocosmic lewds, inflation 

@Oneironott *giggles at a picture of a hyuuuuugely swell ottrprenetummy which Mastodon has cleverly surtitled 'sensitive'.* I bet it is, Mastodon. I bet it is. XD

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