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wasp 

a wasp just entered the room, I pointed at it and said "fuck off" and it flew right back out
what a considerate wasp

@kara_dreamer@witches.town OH HEY THAT'S WHAT I'VE GOT TOO. plus a bit of sneezing and coughing.

@Thaminga oh jeez I have had that happen so many times, especially lately. *makes you a cup of warm empathy and your beverage of choice*

morning sads 

@chalcedony@octodon.social *empathy and spiritual winghugs*

not great 

@Fuego *offers gentle hugpets and quiet sitwith listens*

You can awoo if you want to. You can leave birdsite behind. Cause your friends all awoo and when we all awoo, well, you're all friends of mine.

Medical examiner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Hippie Heaven. It's made from flan and bees.

going on twitter feels like checking an alt on a really shitty huge masto instance now

the juvenile Cooper's hawks are whistling away out there. XD

USian politics, LGBTQ 

@drwho jesus FUCKING christ. I would say "what the fuck is wrong with this administration??" but I know we all know that. and I would say "why now??" but that's obvious, too. fucking rethuglicans.

@Jacel happy birthday! for your birthday I got you some rain and relief from the terrible heat! (I'm willing to take credit for this yep)

it's raining
it's raining
eeeeeee
(unfortunately I feel like I have a minor head cold but)
it's raining
*happydancing*

Turns out that joint was laced with spray tanner and eggplant. It's called Party Dragon.

how do holy warriors go boating? 

in a pala-dinghy

how do holy warriors go boating? 

@noelle *sporfles water on keyboard*

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