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Apologies for previous transcription.

The original Portuguese, according to further research, is as follow:

Aracuã cuã cuã cuã cuã cuã cuã cuã cuã cuã cuã cuã cuã
Aracuã cuã cuã cuã cuã cuã cuã cuã cuã pra vadiar
Aracuã *hoot*-hn-*hoot*-hn-*hoot*

We apologize for any inconvenience.

-- Mgmt.

Genie-based lewdness 

@Phorm @doephinAD Do it right and we can get the glass to sing, like rubbing a wet finger around the opening of a wineglass until the whole thing is ringing.

Genie-based lewdness 

@doephinAD @Phorm If we blocked the opening with one, and attached another to the outside....

Genie-based lewdness 

@doephinAD @Phorm We could always just dangle one of those little bullet-types just inside the neck of the bottle....

weird/creepy 

@adeptomega Eeegh. Yeah, that's kinda creepy. I genuinely have no idea. ovo

weird/creepy 

@adeptomega I suspect those are spam calls to the number while it wasn't owned. Some kind of Alex Grey-ish cellular bardobeing state where the number has left the old phone, but not yet joined the new.

@cat Is there anything we can do, or is it... terninal?

*clears throat, mists beak*

*tears sheet music in half*

*hwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaåaaaąaaãaaaaaaā*

*bows*

@Momentrabbit Nothing. that's the "punch" "line." I just kind of randomly thought "what's the worst usage of apostrophe's you can think of that you might see on a sign in the real world?"

And yes, that's on purpose.

Slightly NSFW, flippant question about queer discourse 

@cryptovexillologist A post-op trans woman. Post-op trans women would question the singer's authenticity and their own validity. Pre-op trans women would question their plans. Non-op trans women would question whether this was an ironic dig at them. TERFs would be empowered, cis men would use it to justify seeking out trans women on the down-low, trans men's solidarity would be used against them as evidence of sexism.

While I'm blathering (A question of nature) 

@Phorm You're quite welcome, and that wasn't a burden at all.

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space Oof. At least Kael's is up, though!

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