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Cannabutter is bubbling.
Chickpeas are cooked, about half-peeled before I exhausted my fuck supply.
Story has had two sentences added to it and some research on aggressive bird behavior done.
Still need time on the bike and a shower.

@Fuego Yikes. Service of a good cause, but still.

@Fuego Nice work. How'd you manage it, sis? You okay? *offers pettin's*

@kauko I occasionally use them when @ElectricKeet and @adeptomega aren't watching. Sometimes they even don't take them away from me if they catch me doing it!

Dockside's selling trim now, half an ounce for $30.

Guess who's lost her thumb privileges and is making medibles for the Glowtide party?

@raccoon City of Heroes. Only one I've played since Kerovnia and Ivory Tower MUD.

... okay, yeah, I just said, "Well, I've written the sex scene, but there's not nearly enough paw or talon worship in this."

I blame @Elanna​, at least in part, for the story I'm writing to submit to _Fantastic Beasts_.

@xurnami I have some design ideas on that, but I haven't fully explored them. Encrypt-at-rest is pretty easy to manage, though, and pass codes can be kept client-side and datablocks downloaded on demand.

Has anybody looked at building a web-enabled asynchronous distributed social media platform using Secure Scuttlebutt yet?

Run a SSB full-duplex server, tie a read address, a write address, and the last-known-good location of a public key in a well-formatted key repo to a consistent name scheme. Set up a "friends list" poller of sites to check for updates and a threadpool to do it asychronously in the background.

@haneiyuu @aeonofdiscord Packard Bell Jar-Jar

@Oneironott **offers hugs if they're desired**

The student destined for full membership in the Guild is the one that, presented an empty flask and instructions to describe its contents, fills the flask first, the more esoteric the reagent the better. Top honors to the student who finds a different container, or refits the flask to accommodate some other substance entirely. The more accurate and thorough the analysis, the better; an encyclopedic breakdown of water beats a cursory inspection of orichalcum.

The student of barest licensure will write a simple paper on the properties of the holofoil, the air sample within the flask, or perhaps the lining of the flask itself. These will receive probationary accreditation but must be assigned a mentor to monitor their growth within the organization.

The student that refutes that there is anything in the flask to describe will be referred to the philosophy department.

Students who ask the proctor for the final will instead receive a flask and be told to proceed to one of the primary labs at a nearby academy and present it. Students who follow directions will receive instructions on how to dissolve the flask's seal without damaging its contents.

The flask is always empty aside from a single holofoil leaf, on which are the words, "DESCRIBE THE CONTENTS."

Membership in Merkur's Principal Chymists' Guild looks like stodgy and stolid affair -- a massive stack of holofoil paperwork on the proctor's desk. Unwary or inattentive students will take the stack and begin to work. These, to a one, will fail. Those who complete more than half the exam will not be given a second examination for at least seven years or one good cranial trauma have passed.

@Fuego 🎾​