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@anthracite This is kinda making me want to give Kirt himself some buggy/mothy traits in a later respawn...

Also, the obvious answer to this question should be the subject of the next big RTS game.

"NEW TECH UNLOCKED: 1,167 Trenchcoats"

S'trewth. (courtesy of Metafilter)

@Leucrotta I don't think she coined it, but yeah, it's become one more tragic part of our common language. :>

The Froot Loops thing came from somewhere else, too, I think a random post to one of the smuttier MLP subreddits. They labeled each flavor with the name of one of the Mane 6, god damn them. >_<

Today, while researching legendary African musician/revolutionary Fela Kuti, I learned that the Nigerian Creole expression for "leave me the hell alone" is "biko free me" ("please free me").

I love the sentiments wrapped up in that. Big feels there. I might be a tad lonely down here but for my dragonlady, but... yeah, after years of being tangled up in people's drama, I'm feeling pretty damn free.

@Leucrotta We've explained the concept of the "ponut" to you, right? And why I can never eat Froot Loops ever again? >_>;;

@hystericempress It's so good. And I'll spoil one tiny harmless thing in ROT13 in case you are worried about its darkness level: gur thvarn cvt jvyy or whfg svar. ^____^

@chandra Interesting, especially after the application of a binary -> ASCII filter...

It's probably outside most of your usual viewing habits, but I can't recommend Phoebe Waller-Bridge's Fleabag highly enough.

It's an Important Feminist Work, yeah, and it's got all kinds of CWs on it (including suicide, a non-graphic sexual assault, and subsequent gaslighting attempt), but it's also snarky, breezy, and fun. It's also got the best use of a fourth-wall breaker since Pinkie Pie.

Oh, and if you tough it out until the end of season 2, there's a special (and heartwarming) Adorable Foxie Bonus. 🦊​For all the dark stuff that happens in it, it's a pretty life-affirming show in the long run. I have become a huge fan of everything Phoebe does. (Killing Eve has some plotting flaws, but it's also really good.)

@Leucrotta "And one for Jenny and the Wimp."

@chandra Hmm, you never got to meet Alba, did you...? I think the timing of our social cycles would've been all wrong?

@chandra I don't know what it is either but I like it and I think I want her job. :D

@chandra (Seriously, what on earth is this from?!? Google Images's reverse search was profoundly helpful and accurate as usual...)

@chandra *shakes head sadly* Spacebunnies shouldn't pay with guns. Or fire.

OK, maybe fire. =(^).(^)=

@kelseyhusky Oh wow, that is pretty awesome! I've always had a soft spot for roller derby. Good luck and keep us posted!

@kelseyhusky Yeah, I'd ship that. n___n

Actually, in some alternate 1980s, I'll bet that made a HELL of a good Hanna Barbara cartoon.

#CoolHoverskates #SonicAwooFinishingMove
#BuiltInCrashHelmet
#TheresEveryReasonForHerToBeInSpace

@Soreth @hystericempress If YOU'RE the minimal standard, dragon, the rest of us are fucked 'cause we're basically algae... <3

@hystericempress That's fine, though I think I'm still attached to the WIS 7, even if it comes with penalties. ESPECIALLY if it comes with penalties. n.n

@hystericempress Heh, also forgot to make it a DM, but whatevs. Hey, everybody, look at my jerkass elfy-welfy. >:D

@xinjinmeng Just a passing thought, but you know who I'd really like to talk to about these phenomena? A left-leaning evolutionary biologist. Something is, of course, clearly selecting for monsters—and I'd really like to either take their food away or bring the comet.