Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Leucrotta We've explained the concept of the "ponut" to you, right? And why I can never eat Froot Loops ever again? >_>;;

@hystericempress It's so good. And I'll spoil one tiny harmless thing in ROT13 in case you are worried about its darkness level: gur thvarn cvt jvyy or whfg svar. ^____^

@chandra Interesting, especially after the application of a binary -> ASCII filter...

It's probably outside most of your usual viewing habits, but I can't recommend Phoebe Waller-Bridge's Fleabag highly enough.

It's an Important Feminist Work, yeah, and it's got all kinds of CWs on it (including suicide, a non-graphic sexual assault, and subsequent gaslighting attempt), but it's also snarky, breezy, and fun. It's also got the best use of a fourth-wall breaker since Pinkie Pie.

Oh, and if you tough it out until the end of season 2, there's a special (and heartwarming) Adorable Foxie Bonus. 🦊​For all the dark stuff that happens in it, it's a pretty life-affirming show in the long run. I have become a huge fan of everything Phoebe does. (Killing Eve has some plotting flaws, but it's also really good.)

@Leucrotta "And one for Jenny and the Wimp."

@chandra Hmm, you never got to meet Alba, did you...? I think the timing of our social cycles would've been all wrong?

@chandra I don't know what it is either but I like it and I think I want her job. :D

@chandra (Seriously, what on earth is this from?!? Google Images's reverse search was profoundly helpful and accurate as usual...)

@chandra *shakes head sadly* Spacebunnies shouldn't pay with guns. Or fire.

OK, maybe fire. =(^).(^)=

@kelseyhusky Oh wow, that is pretty awesome! I've always had a soft spot for roller derby. Good luck and keep us posted!

@kelseyhusky Yeah, I'd ship that. n___n

Actually, in some alternate 1980s, I'll bet that made a HELL of a good Hanna Barbara cartoon.

#CoolHoverskates #SonicAwooFinishingMove
#BuiltInCrashHelmet
#TheresEveryReasonForHerToBeInSpace

@Soreth @hystericempress If YOU'RE the minimal standard, dragon, the rest of us are fucked 'cause we're basically algae... <3

@hystericempress That's fine, though I think I'm still attached to the WIS 7, even if it comes with penalties. ESPECIALLY if it comes with penalties. n.n

@hystericempress Heh, also forgot to make it a DM, but whatevs. Hey, everybody, look at my jerkass elfy-welfy. >:D

@xinjinmeng Just a passing thought, but you know who I'd really like to talk to about these phenomena? A left-leaning evolutionary biologist. Something is, of course, clearly selecting for monsters—and I'd really like to either take their food away or bring the comet.

@hystericempress

Behold: a fox-eared asshole.

http://bit.ly/2lQGjQl

This was based on a fairly quick skim of 5e and your (most helpful) notes; I might have gotten some of the distinctions between Feats, Skills, Proficiencies, etc. confused, so lemme know if any of it doesn't total up right. n.n;

@Leucrotta Honestly, you had me at BMW.

@Oneironott I should still have a TON of 'em, but they're in Ohio!

I'd love to see this become a meme.

@Phorm Huh, I would've guessed no, but the Internet (and a couple ice cream shops that have beat us to the punch) say yes! https://www.google.com/search?q=peach+mint&oq=peach+mint&aqs=chrome..69i57.1032j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

I guess could see it working with a really good fresh real herbal mint! Maybe when the hearings start I'll whip up some peach-mint mojitos...