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Something along the way inexplicably "emojified" only the diagonal arrows in that sequence. OS, browser, website, or my own wacky config?

Time to hit the (digital) dojo.
If anyone I know wants to be on the other side of my Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike button-mashings, I'll be in the Fightcade 3S lobby. Join me! I'll be playing Ken, trying to learn.

↓↘→↓↘→+P all the things!

the only ethical consumption under late capitalism is to awoo

Unicode of the day:

1F714   🜔   ALCHEMICAL SYMBOL FOR SALT

fitegames, dropped inputs, salt 

@Fuego By the way, what times are you normally to be found in the FightCade 3S lobby? I've missed you the last couple, but I'm not totally sure what handle I'm looking for or when I should be looking.

I'm looking forward to flailing around helplessly with a purple-gi-wearing Ken. Why Ken? Because he's the easiest character to learn and I can't even get consistent shoryukens yet and holy hell this game is fast and I always lose to Akumaaaaaaaa 🜔

Quote-boosting (with permission) a friend's followers-only toot:

"i think another NB obstacle for people who do want to modify their existing parts is a lot of people have the attitude 'it's not what's in your pants that matters, it's what's in your head'
which is v progressive in a lot of ways! and v true! but sometimes it matters to -us-, and not just when we're having sex."

💯 💯 💯 💯 💯

A volume control monitoring app in HP laptops, according to this, monitors *all* keystrokes to see if the volume up/down buttons are pressed, and keeps an unencrypted plaintext log file of every keystroke, *and* has an API to hand over data realtime.
boingboing.net/2017/05/11/than awoo.space/media/iRTXSzhWzcM1j

what do you call someone who's attracted to floppy drives 

A:/sexual

Crono was a millennial and he saved the world.

How is it I am this awake but have zero motivation? Brain chemicals, you have failed me again.

I love vaporwave because it sounds like soundtracks from sega saturn games.

Another pro-drugs limerick 

Here's one I wrote about salvia sometime late last year:

the mind is a riotous forum
and holds visions unconstrained by decorum
to pour time from a vase
and fold infinite space
partake of the herb Divinorum

Pro-drugs limerick 

You'll feel all of your angst slip away
Soaring joyous until night turns to day
Your true heart will glow
And your body will flow
So go out and and try MDMA.

This is not even my final form.

Official account of the Mastodon project. News, releases, announcements. All in micro-blog form!

🎺 Toot toot! 🎺

Spread the news, it's legit, @maloki and @Gargron boost to prove it!

Microblog (in 5 parts) inc. soon!

welcome to the code-frustration diner, our special tonight is seared Arctic char* with a side of NaN bread and fresh-caught exceptions

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