Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
He spoke not a word, but went straight to the table,
Ate all the squash soup; then threw away the ladle,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He snorted an entire can of cranberry sauce and fell backwards onto the couch.
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Fun fact: Corgis are actually the remnants of an old space program. The unused leg length for each dog is conserved for the next generation.
The goal was to then crossbreed them with a manned wolf, releasing all the many generations of stored leg length at once to produce a dog that could simply stand up to reach the Moon.
@Aradia Ah, no, basically just a random brain event.
Probably Xenahort's behind it somehow.
@Aradia I have not! What, did they have problems like this in there?
Assuming movement through a perfect vacuum with standard pressure, if you have two objects, one moving at .5c relative to Barnard's Star and beginning at ref point {0,0,0,now} and moving directly south, and the second object moving at .95c relative to Russell's Teapot from {12,19,65295,6 hours ago} toward galactic north, and a privileged observer with telescopes trained on both of them but a headache from trying to understand this problem, what crime has the privileged observer been framed for?
re: eye health (--), yikes
@zebratron2084 My mom's been through a laser retinal surgery, she said it hurt quite a lot but was otherwise a simple situation to go through. I guarantee you her eyes are worse than yours, so it shouldn't be quite as much of an ordeal for you. Good luck and remember not to the maul the optical surgeon in the middle of the procedure.
@jacel It's a fake idea. I thought I got "closure" once, but the years since have proven that wrong. Closure is never more than temporary; we all have to continue on afterwards, and it never resolves things for very long. :/
@anthracite Guilty. It was a lot of fun though!
@anthracite Happy Birthday!
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@xinjinmeng #-1 ERROR MESSAGE UNDEFINED
Elf. Lizard! Wizard!!
@Kyresti Always!
@Taylor Correct!
@ElectricKeet @hystericempress You know the weirdest thing? Recipes for pressure cookers don't seem to have those. It's wild.
re: Hypothetical and Pointless Question, Media
@Phorm Probably something Lisa Gerrard. If I'm going out onscreen I'm going to tear out the hearts of the audience - go to black and white or just heavily desaturated video, intersperse quick cuts and fast action with slowed-down segments, and start playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OthKiSS4360&t=26s
I appear to be awake and working. Obviously a terrible mistake has been made somewhere.
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One way to really work up a sweat is to be the tattoo artist for a dragon.
For starters, some scales are much harder to ink than others; the sensitive spots you need to keep in mind are often very different from humans, and they can potentially spit fire when flinching, making this an outdoor or cave-call situation.
Then there's the non-zero chance of being eaten.
On the other hand, they pay well for the craftsmanship, and tip well.
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
