Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space

A band of new adventurers are excited to head out to their new job - they get to the bartender, who tells them:

"Y'know, I think it's big rats down there. They're making way too heavy noises for normal rats. Check it out for me, would ya?"

The adventurers head downstairs. Kobolds sitting around a table playing card games look up, and one excitedly invites them to play.

@Soreth Ready Player One but the "better world" is actually, like, /better/. And original.

@Soreth Ready Player One but it's me forcibly teaching Ernest Cline what "Show, Don't Tell" means, forcibly, with a crowbar if necessary, and then stealing his fucking Delorean and driving it into a lake

@Soreth Ready Player One but he wasn't ready

@Soreth Ready Player One but it's about trans empowerment

@Soreth Ready Player One but it's Player Two's turn, and Player One is a stupid jerk that keeps hogging the controller, and I'M TELLING MOM!!!!!

@Soreth Ready Player One but it‘s another planet’s pop culture

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ready player one but it's secretly a recitation of the antilife equation?

@Oneironott @Soreth @DialMforMara Ready Player One but it's based on zangband.