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@incatoxication So many mornings after, I look back and think "I should write about that" followed by "life should be such that that isn't really remarkable."

The only solution I've eve found is to fictionalize it such that it's normal for the characters, and thus normal for those who live vicariously through them.

mambi smoobis (drug ref) 

@Oneironott @KawaSeadrake @CoronaCoreanici Credit to be acknowledged to they who taught me. I'm happy to give all credit where it's due!

mambi smoobis (drug ref) 

@CoronaCoreanici @KawaSeadrake @Oneironott Several months ago, someone introduced me to the fact that the terpenes in mango have been scientifically shown to potentiate cannabinoids. I learned the art of the mango smoothie as a means of extending and enhancing the marijuana high. I subsequently remixed "mango smoothie" the word over the course of a three-hour drug trip. Others picked up on this usage, and the term has now come to connote pot or, tangentially, being high.

@Vann@glitch.social When you're at about a {9} and nothing rattles you.

Seattle area folks:

If you know of anyone hiring desktop techs, we could use your referrals. @kelseyhusky​ has over 10 years of professional experience and desperately needs an out of their current nightmare of late capitalism.

Please. ;~;

when ur the only human on the ship & everyone just assumes you know how to fix mammals

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space Adamson. Ames. Ives. Coleridge. Chalmers. Taylor.

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space Describe the cultures? What's the land look like?

@alice@elekk.xyz I taught my phone the word "autocorrupt" for just this occasion.

Magic 

Putrefaction of mercury. Ceration of tin. Fixation of copper. Sublimation of gold. Congelation of lead. Digestion of iron. Filtration of silver. The Work Continues.

Drugs 

I swear, I look like I'm in my seventies in that picture. I feel like I look like I'm in my seventies in that picture.

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@starkatt It could be _bunier_; I still have clothes on in this one.

It isn't that I understand the memes.

It's that I've stopped caring whether I understand or not.

I've hit the point of semantic satiation with the internet. I can be a grandma now in comfort. "That's nice, dear" can be a legitimate answer to everything, because parse errors no longer throw exceptions; they just return empty strings.

Marezy doats.
Dozey doats.
Little lamzey divey.

@Fuego Absent context, my answer is almost always, "same as it ever was."

With context, that's still the answer about eighty percent of the time.

TRUE (((int)__TIMESTAMP__ * 0x1f7) ^ 0x1e3f75a9) % ((int)__TIMESTAMP__ * 214017 + 6875309) != 0

@asonix@asonix.dog If you're looking for good ponyfic, check out Skywriter and Horizon, and _Eternal_ by Roman a Clef.

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