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I was just asked: "Would you sell your pants for otter paws?"
I replied (because what else could I say): "Hell yes! I'd just wear skirts instead!"

ICP, the group 

@incatoxication As someone who grew up in a smallish town and ended up friends with a bunch of Juggalos, whatever gets you through it, man. There are a hell of a lot of worse things out there.

Ficlet 

They don't know they are all crazy. All 7 billion of them. Every Terran possesses a complex organic computer suspended in fluid and enclosed in [calcium]. It is literally so complex that it doesn't shut off when they [sleep]. And every one is structurally incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality.

That is what makes them so powerful. They can look at the universe in all of its totally and just… dismiss it. Dream a new one to take its place, and be so convinced, they make it real.

@Gaypow Not far from winning yourself some delicious pi :9

@Jacel Yeah, you're totally weird

I just posted an entirely limerick based code snippet repository today. Y'know. Like normal people.

Weirdo.

Marblelympics 2017 event 6 spoiler 

@Mycroft I was really let down by that, too :<

But I do love that they have their own distinctive cheer from the crowd. :D

@impiaaa @garbados

my favorite prank is to put

echo "sleep 0.1" >> ~/.bashrc

at the end of someone's .bashrc. Every time they open a new shell, it'll get slower by a tenth of a second and they'll never know why.

hot snake 

@Aradia@mastodon.social @adeptomega @Sangria I agree
I agree
I agree
I agree!

I am unreasonably proud of this.

github.com/psydwannabe/limeric

Thank you @typhlosion for the idea and for running with it :D

hot shake 

It's just flavored cream in a glass

Maybe with some solid stuff on the bottom

@Felthry Yeah! It's a standard I do my absolute best to hold myself to.

work, coding 

@wobblewuffess That... does not qualify as release ready under my definition. ^^;

work, coding 

There are 3 types of release ready

1) It works well, is efficient, passes rigorous QA and is ready for production

2) It works and you're proud enough of your implementation to offer to share it with other coders

3) Other coders have expressed interest in using your code and thus it must be rewritten from the ground up to be ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

hot take 

@IrisKalmia @ccolocho@cybre.space I just don't think it's productive for the lower and middle classes to fight each other when the real problem here continues to profit while we're distracted

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