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Calling into work: Too soft and gay to submit myself to capitalism today. Prescribing myself time with friends and loved ones and making at least one (1) art

(I wish)

@KawaSeadrake You're all good hon. Negativity is part of life and your expressions of it it are healthy and good ♥️

oh no: work, marketing, capitalism 

@Aradia@mastodon.social Oh, it's not something I'm creating myself -- this is someone else they're working with, I just got looped in to answer a question about 9 emails back X3

oh no: work, marketing, capitalism 

I have been included on an email thread in which a marketing manager is repeatedly requesting last minute changes to a web form someone else is creating.

Every last minute feature request reads like a half drunken stranger leaning in to suggest terrible ideas, just with a bit more eloquence -- and includes buzzwords like whoa

help

@Oneironott Like a hat

Or maybe only half on, like underwear with a LOT of frill in the waistband

i stumble backwards, shielding my eyes from the warm radiance of the takes, hollering "it was only a rhetorical question, it was rhetorical, have mercy"

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@vahnj Hot damn, that comment is solid af.

Reddit can be good sometimes \o/

I just got out of a meeting that might as well have been sitting in a dark room listening to a lightly encrypted number station for all the good it did. It sounded like the presenters were underwater, and I could barely make out a word any of them said. X3

smooches for cuties 

@neonNeptunian Yes please :D ♥️♥️ ♥️ ♥️

I was just asked: "Would you sell your pants for otter paws?"
I replied (because what else could I say): "Hell yes! I'd just wear skirts instead!"

ICP, the group 

@incatoxication As someone who grew up in a smallish town and ended up friends with a bunch of Juggalos, whatever gets you through it, man. There are a hell of a lot of worse things out there.

Ficlet 

They don't know they are all crazy. All 7 billion of them. Every Terran possesses a complex organic computer suspended in fluid and enclosed in [calcium]. It is literally so complex that it doesn't shut off when they [sleep]. And every one is structurally incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality.

That is what makes them so powerful. They can look at the universe in all of its totally and just… dismiss it. Dream a new one to take its place, and be so convinced, they make it real.

@Gaypow Not far from winning yourself some delicious pi :9

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