programmeing (Hot Take)
@vahnj "Organized" Perl. Hee! =n.n=
programmeing (Hot Take)
Perl's got two big fundamental flaws that make it ill-suited to production environments. It tries to understand intent, so it produces garbage at times when it should fail hard. It also provides too many metaphors for people to use, so making it readable relies on conventions, not the interpreter. That kills it for me for code I have to maintain in a production environment.
For personal stuff, though? Oh yeah, gimme them dollar signs and underscores. I'ma roll in 'em.
@Elizafox Meanwhile, Perl 5 has gone from 5.0 to 5.26, I believe.
Impromptu Ritual (Drugs)
We found a bong that couldn't have been more @neonNeptunian. Tonight, we celebrated his return with it. The first hit was his, imprinting himself on the glass. We shared it around, each of us sharing in his essence and adding ourselves to the bowl. He then cashed out the bowl, drawing us into him. A welcome return to help split the hedge and dive beneath the waves.
https://awoo.space/media/ziD0t3qp5Lapq7qm5Zc
https://awoo.space/media/gY6bUsKHIDQYB8qmvgg
When everyone in your TL is boosting everyone else in your TL:
@indi I'm keen to hear how your application goes. I hope for good things for you!
@typhlosion "Total Eclipse of the Butt"
@Fuego @ElectricKeet Ah, hell, sis. He doesn't deserve that shit. Connor's good people. My condolences for having to slog through this emotional tarpit. *hugs*
lewd-adjacent? pronouns
@typhlosion The character is trans? There's a deeper backstory that has yet to be revealed? There's unconscious effects at play elsewhere?
Bad joke about PNW families and Drugs 🍃
👧: Mom I'm gonna dump out this bowl and toke a fresh one.
🙍: But there's still a good hit in there!
👧: Mom it's mostly ash it's oka-
🙍: You will finish that bowl before you refill it young lady!!
👧: Mommmmm...
🙍: When I was your age, we had t-
👧: Please not this again..
🙍: WE HAD TO SMOKE RESIN, REBECCA. RESIN! Now you'll smoke your dregs and like it!!
👧: Yes mom..
@Kistaro Emojidon.
Memes
@mawr Mango Smoothie: It's Medicinal™!
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